Thursday, September 17, 2009
Exams are coming soon, so i may not post so often these few daes.. Pls bear a while.. I wanna revise liao, cuz this year is streaming.. Very important u noe...kk here's some cold joke to lighten ur mood.. Dun be so stress...The earth is roundSci teacher: John, can u prove to me that the earth is round?
John: Teacher, but i never say that the earth is round.
Sci teacher: ???
A fightTeacher: Billy, if u have ten apples and the boy next door took nine away, what would here be?
Billy: A fight.
The way i spellGeorge: Mary, ow do u spell "Mirror"?
Mary: M-E-R-R-E-R.
George: But the dictionary spells it "M-I-R-R-O-R"
Mary: But you asked how i spell it, not how the dictionary spells it.
It wasn't rainingPeter: Have u heard of ten persons standing under an umbrella and none of them get wet?
Joe: How's that?
Peter: Because it wasn't raining.
Searching for itAlmost bald man: Why do u always charge me double? You ought to charge me cheaper because i have so little hair
Barber: Oh , no! We don't charge fir cutting hair. We charge for having to search for it.
Almost bald man: ???
Thursday, September 17, 2009
