Found out dats my blog zui jing abit too moody liao.. Sry bout dat.. Here some jokes to cheer u peekers up.. Though they're cold.. lol...
Is curry expensive? Patricia: Dad, is curry expensive? Dad: No. Why do u ask? Patricia: Becuz mum was very angry when i split some on her dress. Laying eggs. Teacher: If i lay two eggs on the table and three eggs on that table. how many eggs will there be? Joe: Zero. Teacher, u cannot lay eggs.
Driving guests away. Guest: Your singing is horrible. Don't you noe that? Raymond: Of course i noe that, but dad always make me sing when he wants his guests to leave.
Never said it. Teacher: Prove that the Earth is round. Student: But i never said it is round.
The cure. Patient: Doctor, i keep thinking that i am stupid. Doctor: Take these pills Patient:( After taking these pills) I still think that i am stupid Doctor: Take some more Patient: Doctor, are u sure these pills aren't sweets? Doctor: Now you are getting clever. Patient:??? Hell or Jail? Judge: Do you noe wat will happen to you if u tell lies? Theif: I will be kick down to hell when i die. Judge: And wat hapen if you tell the truth? Theif: Of course i will be kicked into jail when i am alive. Aunt or uncle? Mary: I am so upset. My eldest sis had gave birth to a baby, and i dun noe if it is a boy or girl. Susan: So, why should that upset u? Mary: Well, i dun noe if i am an aunt or an uncle.
Found a cure. Mrs Sim: I cured my son of biting his nails. Mrs Tan: Oh, how did u manage that? Mrs Sim: I knocked out all his teeth.
Art lesson. Teacher: Draw a flying birds, pupils. After a while, the teacher walked to Danny's place. Teacher: Where's the flying birds i asked you to draw? Danny: It had flown away.
Circle Victor: How many sides does a circle have? Simon:It hasn't had any sides. Victor: Yes, it has. The inside and the outside. Simon:???
I will post some cold jokes once in a while, so that it will lighten up ur mood and spirit... Hope that ur enjoy.. Peekers... I will also post some chinese cold jokes, maybe next tymm. Not so often, if not, i will be out of JOKES!!!!
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
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Amerlin Koh AKA Aml.K
Born on August 29 thus I'm a Virgo. I'm from WRSS Badminton Team and currently in the class of 3E1 ME+WE
